Why I don’t use Word® to write anymore. I put the ® there so you know I’m not just being coy about that capital W. I don’t use Word® because it became slower and more bizarre. Yes, I concede it has more cool features I like such as spell-on-the-fly and print-to-pdf. No seriously Microsoft, what is up with this silly toolbar the last few years? Are you trying to make us all INSANE? Because it’s working. This is not an idle threat. I’m going to use Google Docs or even the dumb RTF editor in WordPress until you put the menu back.